Seems like the media can’t get enough of Barack Obama and his gym routine. Look–he went three times in 24 hours! Look–he switched from a 50 lb tricep extension to a 40 lb! But the best one has got to be John McCain’s rather pathetic ad (and we like John McCain) that makes it look like Obama canceled a visit with some injured troops so he could shoot a few hoops.
All this focus on fitness and health leaves us wondering…can a nation of Big Mac loving, Quik Trip Big Gulp guzzling, Hot Pocket munching, Gordita craving, Bud Lite slamming white people who are three slices of Dominos Ultimate Deep Dish away from a heart attack really relate to a healthy black man who still has all his teeth and who has never played pro sports or spent time in jail? We think Obama may be alienating the very people he’s trying to win over. He obviously doesn’t understand that while white America loves tight abs and firm asses, they actually HATE people who have them. Obama–take some advice. Chug a few six packs every night instead of working on your own six pack, and be sure to order extra cheese sauce–on everything. We’ll be looking for you and Michelle at the Golden Corral hot buffet.
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